Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,
> doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
> The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady
> asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady
> replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady
>
> asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"
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