What I have:
1) A nice-ish hotel (in the loop) already booked for late afternoon (non-refundable).
2) A pretty cool costume I bought off Amazon (don't ask, but it's pretty hot).
3) No one to share #1 and #2 with (due to a cancellation).
My usuals are booked unfortunately, but they'll be happy to give references and vouch for my gentlemanliness, generosity and sense of humor. Would love to grab drinks / lunch beforehand. 3 to 4 hours would be ideal (but I'm flexible if we're having fun). Usual hourly donations generally range from 500 to 700 so looking for upscale.
PM me if this sounds like something you'd be up for.
PS - this is not a solicitation and anything that happens between mature adults is completely at their discretion and bla bla bla yada yada yada yada yada ....
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but this is EXACTLY how to write an ISO post. good job.
PS, you're still a dickhead
I am an asshole, there is a big difference between the two, but a douchebag might not know that.
Still a good ISO post. Probably one of the ones most likely to get serious responses to that I have seen here.
I much prefer the "Aggressive-Aggressive" approach.
but I will concede, after your rather rocky start here the other day, you seem to be getting the hang of this. Some people troll these boards for years never getting even close to a clue. You OTOH show promise, for a douchebag of course.
Most boards I know of just ignore the posts or posters they don't like and move on.
This place seems to feed off the drama.
Nothing wrong with that. 
It takes all styles of people!
and no we aren't exactly a "live and let live" crowd around here, but I suspect you'll do fine.
That doesn't mean that we will be sitting around a campfire singing kumbaya anytime soon, but you don't seem to have any problems taking the heat in this little internet kitchen of ours.
hink about it. It consists primarily of guys who can't get sex without paying for it. And women who can't make money without giving up sex for it.
So no matter how dark or bleak my life might feel at times ... I can always come here and feel better about myself. It's a wonderful shot in the arm of reality
PS, you're still a dickhead
One of my new favorites' booking agents gave me a call.
I love her booking agent, BTW. I keep asking her when she's going to join us for a little double action, but she's playing coy.
Anyway ... turns out she's in New York and wants me to come to Chicago and do an overnight. I just said screw it, why don't I just go to New York where she's based (?) We can hang out there and go to a swinger's club. Something I have yet to do as a couple. So pretty cool -- my hotel will move my reservation from Chicago to New York, and I get to go to a swinger's club for my first time as a couple and I get to be with my new favorite Latina sweetheart.
You just can't script things more perfect than that. I'm really crushing on this provider.
Anyway, thanks to the ladies who were kind enough to respond to my ad. I will definitely be seeing some of you in the very near future. Holy crap were there some unbelievable girls I got responses from! And really sweet. We just have to wait until some other time besides Thursday.
So it's no surprise you got a lot of responses.
Some dumbfucks put up the same type of ISO post, offer two hundred bucks and wonder why they don't get a single response.
Anyone who claims that money can't buy happiness (or at least a good time) doesn't know where to shop. Have fun in NYC douchebag (sorry, old habits die hard)
nd it's an investment that pays off a million-fold, time and time again!
Generosity + the right girl = good times like you've never imagined possible. Show a good sense of humor and be a gentleman on top of that and they'll open heavens gates for you