There’s a knock at the door. It’s her! It’s definitely her. There’s no mistaking an escort’s urgent, discreet knock. I jump at the sound like Pavlov’s dog. I dance across the room and lunge for the door. I stop abruptly to ask myself, “Should I take a quick look through the viewer first?”
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