Divorce
Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded
that divorce proceedings begin at once against his new bride.

"What's the problem?", asked the lawyer.

"I want to hit that adulterin' witch for breach of contract,"
says the oil man.

"I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your
wife isn't a piece of property; you don't own her."

"Damn right," the tycoon replied, "but I sure as hell expect
exclusive drillin' rights!