Here is the white knight version of the uncomplicated Call, drive, meet, pay, fuck, drive, done
A. See ad/review insure has 50+ reviews to insure "legit", write ISO/411 post on board if more then 5 days have elapsed since last review.B. Write detailed email about enjoying long walks on the beach and send verifying information including job, hours of work, home address, wifes name
C. Call provider before date and repeat what was stated in previous email and confirm appointment
D. Drive to appointment
E. Wait for indefinite period of time believing any story of why being delayed.
F. Meet provider, Pay
G. Spend 45 minutes complimenting provider for being the best most fantastic human that has ever walked the planet
H. Overstay your agreed upon time, cause after all she's fallen in love with you now
I. Fall in love
J. Leave
K. Write endless shills and defend provider regardless of proof
That is sadly more true than most guys in here truly admit. Especially G - that is like over half the reviews.
L. Write a review post appointment and email to provider to pre-approve with appropriate scores prior to submitting to TER for approval.
M. Endlessly email, text or call provider post appointment awaiting feedback on what a "nice guy" and how great they were compared to all other guys.
N. Check email inbox, text messages or voice mail every five minutes for "exclusive nice guy" discounts and specials afforded to "them" only and not any one else.
-- Modified on 6/16/2014 12:39:27 AM
Derp,
Have been busy and missed a lot of your posts and comments but I have to say that I agree with most everything you're saying recently.... especially as concerns the WK.
Congrats on your SO...or is it condolences? Guess time will tell...