What I'm looking for is a little more intangible (or at least harder to search for), which is why I'm putting it in this form. I'm looking for someone intelligent, witty, and hopefully more than a little sarcastic -- a total GFE -- willing to introduce this newbeie to the hobby. So not just someone "newbie friendly", but who can hopefully incorporate that into the whole experience.  
   
 Physical attributes aren't as important at this stage -- because let's face it, the ladies here vary between drop-dead gorgeous and wolf-whistle gorgeous -- but I have always had a fondness for curves and for redheads. (And glasses.)  
   
 So, if that sounds like you -- or anyone you know -- drop me a reply or shoot me a PM.  
   
 Thanks!