Any providers in the area? I'm in on business for a few days and would like to see what the Windy City has to offer.
ISO's as you just posted rarely work. Search the ad boards, look on P411/RS2k and search the TER database.
That's the best and only way to do it. Just giving you real advice.
I sent you a PM
Check me out - if I haven't missed you already. 
I also have plenty of girlfriends that I can point you in the way of - if I happen to not be your type.
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