There are some odd P4P terms that make me think *twice*. A few examples:
Girlfriend Experience: my personal favorite term. It has a magical sound, doesn't it. And it promises so much, lol.
Donation: My guess is this is a pseudo-legal term to avoid LE trouble. "Officer, that's not cash for sex, it's a...donation." I'm sure the judge will love that.
Allowance: Cash you give your SB after fucking her, because...she's not a provider. It's also a bit odd, since an allowance is what you give a child for good behavior.
Daddy: I don't mind when my SB calls me 'daddy' in a playful way. But I've had SBs shout this at me while we're fucking. I tell you, that's always jarring. To expand on this: if I buy my SB some clothes at the mall, it seems perfectly natural for her to say "thanks, daddy!". Her father used to do that. But when we're fucking, why is she yelping 'daddy', omg. It makes me wonder if my SB has some deeply-rooted conflict or fantasy that goes way back & has nothing to do with me...
I'm sure I've left some odd terminology out, feel free to post your own. --z
Dining at the Y, Greek, and All Time Favorite are pretty funny to me. I'm normally averse to euphemism, but it's necessary I guess because of the police state we live in. Apparently the police are running mass stings on AMPs around where I live right now. If silly terms like "donation" save a few people from jail, that's a good thing. I laugh GFE too, though I guess it's apt enough.
Ever read an ad and wonder what the hell are they thinking?
Some of my all time favorites are:
Please do not contact me if you are affiliated with LE
Its me or its free
Pictures are 100% me
Do not contact me if you have less than $100
Good service is not cheap (yet 30 min rate is $100)
I know there are lots more of strange and unusual phrases and terms used, but those top my list.
