Hey everyone!  

Happy festive hump day! (Had to toss that one in there) I hope everyone is having an amazing time and is well geared up for the holiday as it comes at us like a jolly train of tinsel and egg nog! I know I’m ready!  
Thanks for all of the emails about last week’s post regarding Santa and the airport ride! Great reads if you missed them and sure to put some lift in your stocking!

Sooooooo … Here goes Aspen, posting on a Wednesday without any dates for the Carolina’s up…. WTF OVER??!? Well.. It just so happens that I mayyyyy be planning some all-out, end of the year, wild adventures not yet published on my site. You gents and ladies show way too much love for me not to make some special travel jumps! Keep in mind, after the new year I will be bumping the Carolinas stops to the front or back end of my long distance trips as my studio fully goes live on Jan 01. So many multi day, multi city flights ahead, luckily I popped my cherry on the DC and Seattle voyages!  

Topic of the week -  Swagger Bear.  

Okay.. so WHAT REALLY is the deal with swagger bear??? I get this question constantly, probably once a week. Now I’m even beginning to get requests asking if Swagger Bear is going to be with me on our date! LOL For those of you whom I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet, and for those whom have seen him in your voyages down the forbidden path with me, here is the all-inclusive story on the bear known as Swagger.  

Swagger was given to me about 4 years ago by a really special and close friend because I was always travelling with photo shoots and private gigs and got lonely at night in the hotels. (Pre-provider days) I was ending a relationship at the time for reasons of nonsense and douchbaggery and a special friend figured I needed something to snuggle with at night on long trips and such. SO one Valentine ’s Day Swagger appeared (with some other goodies). And since Swagger by Old Spice is, to me , is THE quintessential  body spray I had no trouble coming up with a good name for my new little buddy. If ya sniff him when you’re around you will notice he always has his Swagger freshly applied.  

Anyhow! I started taking Swagger Bear everywhere I travelled and propping him up in the room as my own little security blanket of sorts. And when I started in the hobby Swagger started to become the talk of the hobbyist in his own right. I’ve had friends ask about him, his name, his personality LOL. Questions like is he a perv? Does he like three ways? How much ass has he seen? And a ton more!  So much so that I typically catch hobbyist’s hi fiving him when they come around!  

Thus here’s the definitive Swagger Story. Swagger IS a total pervert. I didn’t know this when I got him, but he has a penchant for sexy panties. In fact I think he sniffs them while Im sleeping! He loves shoes and stockings and in fact has a zip case full of all my stockings from the past 4 years. Apparently every pair has a story behind them and Swagger loves to crawl into said bag and snuggle himself to sleep in a bed on nylon and silk. Currently he has accumulated 276 pairs of my stockings. No lie … I have photos. On top of all of this Swagger is a total voyeur … which I assume is why hobbyists hi-five him when they come in. You may notice him peaking around the bed while tales of debauchery and messy mischief are occurring in the confines of my suite. He enjoys up skirt photos apparently and over the knee socks are his favorite article on a girl (aside from stockings).  

Swagger also tends to get in trouble. He likes to steal panties and socks, stockings and some toys. Since he’s a teddy bear and lacks needed equipment for some types of fun I have once caught him crafting himself a strapon made from a slingshot cord, a hanky, a brass ring and a banana. Yes … a banana. WTF?!?! He has asked for a Go-Pro Hero 4 for Christmas … I am weary of getting it for him … not sure why a teddy needs a Go-Pro. But then … he also asked for a lifetime supply of Horny Goat Weed so I am beginning to see where this is going. Sometimes I have even woke up in the morning with an open bottle of lube and a banana peel next to me that I KNOW I had put up before going to sleep!  Now look … I know my goods taste like heaven … but if you ever detect banana down there you better let me know!!!  

Swagger ALSO almost got me strip searched by a burly TSA agent when he tried to bring a steal butt plug onto our flight to Seattle! I ended up having to check the bag … and Swagger … only stories can tell the craziness that happened in the belly of the plane that trip. I will never know exactly what happened but I swear I heard muffled screams.  If anyone out there has a violated Barbie I take full responsibility.

Anyhow … I have been asked to start bring Swagger into my social media feeds so be on the lookout for a bright pink bear in some bright pink predicaments! Perhaps that will calm his horny adventures down!!!

 
BWAH HA HAAAAA!
Keep Rockin’ Carolinas , Merry Christmas and say hi to Swagger when you swing on by.  

RALEIGH RALEIGH RALEIGH  -- SPECIAL NOTE , LET ME KNOW YOUR AVAILIBILITY IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME IN RALEIGH AFTER CHRISTMAS , BEFORE NEW YEARS! I have had several requests but I haven’t sealed a date yet. Stay tuned to my site and here on Christmas ever for my next posting with possible dates.  

Lastly .. by request – this post is ALL Selfies … Thanks for the compliments! I got a Selfie Stick now! What trouble can I get into with this bad boy!!!!!

XOXOXXOXOXO

Yours Always

Aspen


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