I have to agree. even a bad blow job is pretty good unless there too many teeth involved. Lol
1. 'That was amazing'
2. 'I got pulled over, be there soon'
3. 'I missed you'
3. 'Can't wait to see you'
4. 'Can't wait to meet you'
5. 'It's average'
6. 'Fuck, that feels good'
7. 'That's extra'
8. 'I have another job'
9. 'I love what I do'
10.'Its not small'
This is all in good fun, I'm not saying its all lies. All ladies are different.
Haha! Have heard them all. Always received with an air of skepticism.
My sense is that in these arrangements it's as important for the client as it is for the provider to be able to maintain a sense of double consciousness. Another reminder of the imperfection of the world in which we all must live.
The reality is that ANYTHING and EVERYTHING in life that costs money can not be 100% genuine. As long as you keep that in mind - just enjoy.
The most authentic joys in life are free! I should write
a song about that?!?!
Haha! Have heard them all. Always received with an air of skepticism.
I bet there are some good ones to!
1. That was the hottest sex I have had
2. I can't wait to see you again
3. I would have stayed longer but I have a busy schedule today
4. You are way prettier in person
5. I love ladies with big butts
6. I just done cum sometimes when its done that way
7. I just don't like it covered
8. I didn't mean to put it there
All in good fun. Lo
1) No, I am not married.
2) No, I don’t do this a lot
3) It used to be bigger
4) I just put on this weight recently because I recently quit smoking, drinking, etc.
5) Yes, I just started to work out.
6) I don’t usually finish that quickly
7) Sure, I can go two rounds.
8) I am looking for a regular thing
9) You should have seen me in college, I was really in shape
10) No, I don’t mind waiting in the parking lot
I heard em all. #6 made me spit my drink out!
Awww man that was funny. Really that was awesome.
11) I will definitely see you again
12) Yes you are the very BEST I've ever had
and then there is the other one that is never intended to be a lie. "Lets spend the night and then go away for the weekend together" That particular lie is almost always told BEFORE sex, and then the blood starts flowing back to the big head by the time we wake up in the morning. I briefly consider actually doing it until we take care of my morning wood, and then I start thinking of all the things I would rather do than stay with the same woman for three straight days.
and people wonder why I haven't remarried. lmao
hobbyists that I have heard.
1: You are my new favorite and will never see anyone else again.
2: I could be in a relationship with you.
3: I am not married (but slips up and says "my wife is a bitch or something else")
4: OMG, I can't believe I am actually here with you!
Not sure which are true or not but as long as everyone has fun and both leave happy (no matter why) then it is all worth it!
Overall, most hobbyists I know are awesome and the same goes for the providers I have talked to.
Have fun everyone and stay safe!
Love
Zana
1. That's the best bj I've ever had
2. I had no idea you had implants
3. It was totally worth it
3. Can't wait to see you again
4. The conversation was as good as the sex
5. You had a kid? I totally couldn't tell.
6. It's fascinating that you're getting your masters in communications
7. Requiring a deposit is totally understandable
8. I don't mind that you keep your lingerie on the whole time
9. No, your breath doesn't smell like an ashtray
10. I love BBWs
A man paying for a BBW must love em'. Take it from a big gal, if he is paying girl he is loving curves to the max!
Number one.. LOL, there is no such thing as a bad blow job LOL
I've had plenty of bad blowjobs. Most of the time it's from someone who hates giving them but does it anyway because it's expected. I can always tell.
Fortunately, I've had plenty of good ones, too.
I have to agree. even a bad blow job is pretty good unless there too many teeth involved. Lol
Sometimes the most valuable thing you're going to learn from someone is merely the fact that they're lying to you, and its all the more valuable if they think you're buying it.
XXX-Giselle Parker
2. 'I got pulled over, be there soon'
3. 'I missed you'
3. 'Can't wait to see you'
4. 'Can't wait to meet you'
5. 'It's average'
6. 'Fuck, that feels good'
7. 'That's extra'
8. 'I have another job'
9. 'I love what I do'
10.'Its not small'
This is all in good fun, I'm not saying its all lies. All ladies are different.