one's civic duty

folks, i've been thinking of setting up a "thrust fund" ... ostensibly it's for me to embezzle money from, but on its (flimsy) facade it's really a charitable endowment (trust me) ... well actually, it's more like a civic-minded pet project of mine,  which i like to call the "GreenLantern Fund"  


it's setup by senior hobbyist donors (like you) who wish to see their money put to good use (for once) ... in this case, curing the fanatical hobbyist from the object of his obsessive lust and devotion (ouch!)

with your generous contributions we can help fellow troubled hobbyists (like GL) get over their singular obsession ... how you ask? ... simple, by treating them to a free PSE session of their choice with anyone BUT the girl of their choice! (that would be LH in GL's case - i think!)

this way they can come to realize (once again) that there are indeed "plenty of fish in the sea" and that the best piece of tail you'll ever have is the one you haven't had yet!!!


so won't you please consider parting with your hard-earned hobbying dollars for this charitable cause?  ... with your generous help these troubled individuals can put back together the bits and pieces of their shattered lives [sniff] ... i mean, what's one more fuck to you?  think what it'll mean to them (and me!) .... to be free again, to bang others, like you are now!


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so PLEASE don't delay! ... act NOW! ... send in your non-tax-deductable charitable donations to:

GreenLantern Thrust Fund
c/o Buckminster Singleton (Esq.)
69D Lentil Park West
New Yams, New Yams, 10001


i'm also seeking corporate sponsors (the CHUBB Group backed out!)   ... any agencies out there wanna put up a freebie (or two) to get the ball rolling? Sophies maybe?  let's talk!