ok on my online tax forms under hobbies and outside interest expenses ..  isn't the hobby deductible .. or is under charitable expenses ...  and if i take a stripper back to the room can i deduct the club entry fee ?  

the smart girls probably declare some of their income and then deduct expenses like clothing, cab rides, toys, safe sex supplies ....   smart because they can show an income for things like car loans and buying a place etc ..  the IRS does not care how you make $ and doesnt report it to anyone else.  

then again if i deducted what i spent on the hobby it would show i have no income left to tax !!