Some dudes are just nasty mofos. They are slobs and don't even know how to wash their own ass either. I have never had a complaint about my hygiene. In fact, the ladies always tell me they wish all the men they saw were as fresh and so clean as me.
Not bragging, just sayin'
I make sure I'm smelling good and looking good for every appointment. To make sure I'm exactly what you are looking forward to once we meet. I don't care if you showered a hour earlier , showered at the gym, work or whatever if I ask to shower don't make a fuss about it I'm not a clock watcher just know I would like it take a quick shower same goes for breathe just a quick brush of the teeth. All these hobbyist that love to kiss but just ate garlic rolls or a bag of onions then refuse to brush there teeth so insane to me....
Thanks
Xo
Kyla
I like it all showered and fresh. Bad smells are such a turn off.
Exactly then get mad at me when I'm not extra freaky when you smell musty or don't want to put my tongue down your throat. Then write me a bad review ....
Oh
Well.....
Xo
Kyla
Some dudes are just nasty mofos. They are slobs and don't even know how to wash their own ass either. I have never had a complaint about my hygiene. In fact, the ladies always tell me they wish all the men they saw were as fresh and so clean as me.
Not bragging, just sayin'
I hear you, sister.
I don't understand why SO many men don't want to shower! It takes 5 minutes. I'm not asking for a lot. Just soap on the perineal area and that includes the asshole. And the armpits, please. And wear deodorant! Please, you guys.
If you just showered an hour before and then sweat in the car for an hour, you're not fresh anymore. It's embarrassing for everyone if I have to ask you to go shower after you declined a shower. A lot of times I don't say anything because it is embarrassing, but if you aren't fresh, it's not pleasant.
Many guys who willingly agree to a shower forget to wash their butts, too. I know some people will think I"m gross, but you guys should know...it's not just the poop that makes butts stinky, it's the gas we pass! And it takes soap to get that clingy stink off of there.
And then there are a lot of guys who don't wear deodorant. I think they should. Period. Humans that don't wear deodorant have body odor. It's not manly to have a little stink. It's just a little stinky, lol. And the smell gets in my hair. That's the problem. And it can get on my linens.
I had the yummiest client last night! He did shower. He smelled like soap everywhere! Even his neck and his ears were clean smelling and tasting. I wanted to just eat him up! Honestly, is there anything more delicious to lick and suck than nice, clean skin?
Oh, I think it's getting hot in here.
By the way, we providers should realize that if we want you all to be fresh, we need to provide the necessaries: Disposable toothbrushes and razors, shaving cream, mouthwash and Dixie cups, lightly scented or scentless soaps and body washes, clean washcloths and towels, etc.
xox
... also using a wash cloth on a regular basis (front & back) is a great help. A respectful gentleman will alway present himself to his lover fresh and clean!
.... they didn't touch ANY OF IT and it's not like they came with their own stuff lol (some do but it's super rare).
"Honestly, is there anything more delicious to lick and suck than nice, clean skin?"
NICE!!!
The main reason I have not offered an hourly date since 2008 is because I want the guy to have that extra half hour to get comfy with me, shower, chat etc. I find this makes all the difference in how the entire date plays out.
nothing worst then wanting to give your all just to be greeted by funk and ball cheese. Ask to use the shower real quick, trust me it can make a HUGE difference in the quality of service you receive by spending a little extra time using soap and scrubbing front and back just below the belt!
I totally agree with another lady, there is nothing more delicious then fresh clean skin!
I always arrive freshly showered, but will take another one if asked. I did see a provider (I won't review), who was trimmed and not shaved. She excused herself to pee and came back. I went down to enjoy DATY only to discover she didn't wash herself. I was greeted with the taste of urine. While I continued and eventually cleaned her with my mouth, I was grossed out and vow never to see her again