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Alas the day has come when I no longer like having sex. It was a pleasure while it lasted but the flame is gone. Thanks for the memories. If I ever have the desire to masterbate again I'll have plenty of them to bring me to orgasm. Happy hobbying everyone!
Mwah!
See you again tomorrow!!!
By that I mean happy April fools day!
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Or I'm off my "A game" Humph!!! And don't worry impeachable. You weren't the Lone Ranger. I'm no squealer though. (in forums anyway. Wags tongue.)
Happy April fools day everyone! Let's get laid! Woo, hoo!!!!!!!!!!
I posted something pretty similar two years ago.... in Honor of Fools Day!
you commented on it too Leann, here's the link to refresh your memory
FUN POST!!!
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Yupper! Definitely gotta brush up on my creativity skills. Actually, I'm a copycat & was hoping no one would notice. BUSTED again! JUST KIDDING!!!! So Portia.... WHEN YA GONNA CUM FUCK ME?!
hahahaha. that's great. oh, I didn't post that to "bust ya". lol. you KNOW that right??
oh, and to answer your question....I don't cum fuck anybody. I can finger fuck or dick fuck ya though
and bring cash
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Cash? I was hoping you'd accept Walmart gift cards! (sigh) Oh! And can I get a discount since I'm a provider? Do you have a strap on? Tell me what you'd do to me. Be explicit please. I want to know I'm getting my discount's worth!
"wink, wink"
accept walmart gift cards. SURPRISE!! (hey, I shop there...um they are the ONLY place I can find reasonably trice thigh highs believe it or not. and I use the cards at sams club. but prefer Costco better now....so, Costco gift cards would be better....) details details.....
L, I was trying to be DELICATE in the POST TITLE..... guess, THAT"S not gonna happen on YOUR thread.....
no provider discounts. you have to pay more actually, since you're a GIRL!
seriously, did you actually ASK if I have a strapon???? see the link. then guess which one I have.
I'm signing off for the eve..... have a good one!
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