thursday night or saturday night?
young preferably under 30?
April Fool for a fool.
Really, us younger ladies don't like you old, saggy farts.
You got a wade full of cash?
Saggy balls, reasons why not to wear shorts, man. Hand too low and we all see.
April Fool for a fool.
Really, us younger ladies don't like you old, saggy farts.
You got a wade full of cash?
Saggy balls, reasons why not to wear shorts, man. Hand too low and we all see.
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