Drink to her only?
A man is drinking beers at the bar and every time he finishes a beer
he pulls out a picture, looks at it, then puts it back in his pocket
and orders another beer.
The guy sitting next to him watches this for about an hour then asks
"Is that your wife?"
The man answers "Yes"
"Well did she just pass away?
You look very depressed."
The guy enquires.
"No, it's just that when she starts looking good to me,"
the man replies
"I know I'm drunk enough to go home."
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