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Sex and Marriage
Do you know what the three types of sex are when you get married?

Anywhere Sex
The couch, the car, the floor, the washing machine, etc, etc.

After you have been married a while, its Bedroom Sex
No more kinky stuff, just the bedroom or nothing at all!
(Is that the truth or WHAT!)

After you have been married a while longer, it becomes Hallway Sex
That's where you pass each other in the hallway
and say "Fuck You" and she replies "Yeah! Fuck You Too!"


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