What do people think the odds are that a jury will buy that the woman willing gave away the purse by throwing it at the kids as repayment for the milk bath?

These days, I'd say 50/50.

This is one time that I'd say the plaintif should plead non compos mentis.

(still not a lawyer)

Oh, and if TER administration thinks this should go to the humor board, they'll be no squawking from me.

Related Link: I'd cry over this spilt milk.