You just made me think of that one time I had to cancel, last minute. I had an early afternoon appointment and the wife was supposed to be away all day. She came home early just as I was leaving...dressed nice, smelling fresh and clean, and wearing a smile I could not hide.
The wife says "You better not be going to see X_____ X______." She knew exactly where I was going. I replied that I was just going to get some groceries. Drove off to the grocery store and called the agency as soon as I pulled out of the driveway saying I had to cancel. Got home in less than an hour with the groceries and ended up seeing the girl the next day. I was lucky. That was a "near-miss" disaster experience!I had a friend called me today. She said a woman called her today and asked her what services she provided. Not knowing who she was she just said what do you mean. The woman then said my friend was having Sex with her fiance. My friend just said I have to go and hung up. Don't be that guy. Sanitize your phone every night. Delete messages. Delete phone numbers. And don't save anything. Even your hobby phone should be cleaned. If you want to save something get a hobby email and email it to yourself then save it there. Remember be careful and safe. ( I guess there's one wedding that won't happen. Sorry dude. )