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Punk princess? - Punk rock edge?
Terrapin911 68 Reviews 287 reads
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I seem to be missing the conveyance of this "Punk princess" or "Punk rock edge" in your ad.

When I look at your pics I see a beautiful woman that always looks EXTREMELY ELEGANT.

TP

About me:    
     
Hi! I'm Tobi, a 24-year-old, independent companion based in Cincinnati. I stand at a petite 5'1", with a curvy yet athletic frame (32D-27-39). I'm a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, heavily-tattooed punk rock princess with a razor-sharp wit and a dry sense of humor. Combined with my rocker chick/blonde bombshell looks, you'll find me to be intelligent, educated, well-read, well-spoken and funny. I absolutely love to make people laugh, and I've found that my self-deprecating sense of humor puts people at ease. I'm tough yet warm, young yet educated, and laid back yet passionate. For as long as I can remember, I've strived to set myself apart from the "norm." To me, the most beautiful thing in the world is individuality. In everything I do, I try to embrace the special and the unique. At the risk of sounding cliché, I am multi-faceted from head to toe...    
     
My long, soft blonde hair, lively blue eyes and cherubic face give an initial impression of youthful innocence. My petite yet athletic frame illustrates my femininity as well as my tomboy streak. My tattooed skin is a hallmark of my unabashed free-spiritedness. My deep, bluesy voice is puncuated by moments of energetic inflection.    
     
I am a fighter for justice, a lover of humanity (and animals), a seeker of knowledge, and a giver of affection. The fastest way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but the fastest way to my heart is through my ears. I am captivated by music and language, fascinated by the world around me. I love learning, and I adore making others laugh.    
     
When it comes to encounters with me, chemistry is everything. I believe strongly in making every date a celebration of genuine connection.    
     
***Please note: I am fairly heavily tattooed, but my body art has been removed from my photos in order to protect my identity.***    
     
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About You:    
     
You're a discerning, fun-loving gentleman who knows what he wants. Perhaps you're missing that "spark" in your personal life, or maybe you simply enjoy indulging in the finer things, placing a high value on quality and individuality.    
     
You are 25-55 years old, in good health, and have excellent hygiene.    
     
You want to spend time with someone who can hold an intellectually stimulating conversation with you, can make you laugh, and with whom you can experience true passion.
     
You aren't interested in a bargain, an impersonal encounter, or simply adding another notch in your proverbial belt. Instead, you prefer to establish a genuine connection with an intelligent, funny, energetic, enthusiastic young woman without any hassle or misgivings.    
     
You value honesty, discretion, integrity and warmth and appreciate a girl who values the same.        
       
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Incalls: my private apartment in lovely Gold Coast    
     
Outcalls: upscale hotels within 45 minutes of downtown Chicago    
       
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My rates for both incall and outcall are as follows (kindly add 50% to my standard rate for couples):    
     
$550/90 minutes    
$650/2 hours    
$900/3 hours    
$1,000/4 hours    
$1,500/6 hours    
$2,500/12 hours (overnight, established friends only)    
$4000/24 hours, established friends only)    
     
*Please inquire within for longer engagements and dates which require more than 45 minutes of driving time.    
*SPECIAL: Providing me with a 50% deposit prior to our date will entitle you to a $100 rate reduction!    
     
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Booking:    
     
To book a date with me, please visit my website and complete my secure booking form (if you'd prefer to submit your screening info via email, you are welcome to do so, but please do not omit any info that is denoted as required).      
     
For new friends, pre-booking is strongly encouraged. I am a very thorough screener, and this process often takes time. Generally, advance notice of 24 hours is required. I will make every effort to accommodate your schedule, but it is often difficult for me to accept last-minute date requests.    
     
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I so look forward to meeting you and enjoying each other's company!    
     
XoXo    
Tobi

"...guys (and gals) you will find that she is not only easy on the eyes, but she is the total package: body, mind, personality, and spirit. She is witty and exceptionally charming and has a knack for making you feel comfortable and at ease. Almost as if you have known her forever."        
-mrbig1x        
       
"Tobi is the type of girl that you not only like to have on your arm but that you actually enjoy hanging out with. We had a blast. Tobi is very HOT, intellectually engaging, conversational, warm, playful, and her sense of humor is to die for!"        
-GQMan42        
       
Tobi is whip smart, gorgeous, and about as warm as anyone I've ever met. I could spend all day and then some with her. She is, without a doubt, my ATF.      
-prawf        
       
"Gentlemen, Tobi is funny, sexy, intelligent, and everything you could want from a provider."        
-ramc75        
       
"Tobi is a one of a kind woman. Completely stunning to look at, totally engaging in conversation, a privilege to spend time with. She is a rare combination of intelligent, friendly and drop dead sexy."        
-BUDDYFOXXX    
   
"Pretty face, great body, quick wit, sexy as hell, great skills...what more can one ask for?"  
-thehumanist

I seem to be missing the conveyance of this "Punk princess" or "Punk rock edge" in your ad.

When I look at your pics I see a beautiful woman that always looks EXTREMELY ELEGANT.

TP

The two aren't mutually exclusive, love. :)

Posted By: Terrapin911
I seem to be missing the conveyance of this "Punk princess" or "Punk rock edge" in your ad.  
   
 When I look at your pics I see a beautiful woman that always looks EXTREMELY ELEGANT.  
   
 TP  
   
   

We'll be available 02/18-02/20...two tattooed pinups at your service!

1hr/$1200
Please inquire within for longer engagements

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