A saleswoman is driving through an Indian reservation in Oklahoma. After several miles through lonely countryside she notices an Indian woman on the side of the road trying to thumb a ride. The trip had been long & quiet, so the saleslady stops the car & the Indian woman gets in.
After a bit of small talke the Indian woman notices a brown bag on the front seat. "What's in the bag?" she asks.
"Oh, that's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
The Indian woman is silent for a moment, then nods her head in approval & says...."Good trade."
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