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Otilo2 10 Reviews 345 reads
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I hope everyone stays safe tomorrow , and able to get to where they're going.
I am stuck and my plans are postponed due to Mbta shutdown .
Enough snow already!
Stay safe everyone  
Xoxoxo

I heard that bus service will be available on a limited basis....but still sounds like a lot of delays

I know a few providers who use Uber to get to their appointments. One of the drivers gave me a promo code for a $25 credit, lx09nq

I'm imagining my knees are somewhere next to my ears, or, my feet are next to yours.  Uber, there probably should be a blonde in the room?!

As long as there are no snow banks in the room I am there.

and yes your knees should be up around your ears....lol

We can make a new position ......
Uber .....mmmhhhhh

Using your global positioning system accelerate to the location.  Await the two call green light then enter the fast lane.  When you find the do not enter sign you have arrived at the destination.

Hopefully when you merge into the parking spot, you will see curves, headlights and license to proceed.  If you have the researched the highway well, you should not find an unwanted caution light, truck stop gal, wide load, manual transmission, pot holes, flat tires, or high-occupancy vehicle lane.

Now remember this is not a freeway and you must pay the toll to enter the tunnel.

Putting the drive in gear; gaze at the scenery, comment on the rolling hills and lovely valley, clutch a curve, and intersect with the oncoming traffic. Do not speed and be sure to circle the cul-de-sac.

Prior to merging at the intersection turn on the head lights, enjoy the scenic route, and if you like play with the back seat.

Use caution and before entering tunnel employ airbag to prevent accident in underpass and fill it up.

Now remember this is the uber position so avoid rollover

cavernosa-kid346 reads

It is! Foody    In 69 one is Uber the other is Unter !!!!

Sadly their demand increases as the weather gets worse and they sell rides at up to $20 a mile during storms as demand outpaces supply..this is akin to Exxon getting $12 a gallon if they could when there is a spill creating a shortage.of fuel.

So ladies ask the driver to kiss you as he fucks you at the end of the ride

That's quite an exaggeration. I took a ride just the other day in the middle of one of the storms. The rate was 2 times normal, and it was still cheaper than a cab would have been. Plus it was a much nicer luxury car, with heated seats too

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