Chicago

a few more
TwoMints 432 reads
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Furburger

Hairy Roast Beef

Bearded axe wound

Came across a list of euphemisms for vaginas (it happens when you surf for porn as much as I do) and a thought struck me.  Given the nearly universal trend toward shaving/waxing/lasering and other depilatory methods used on the modern woman's pubic mound (all of which I appreciate - thank you ladies) I was struck by how many common terms will soon make no sense to the next generation if the present trend continues.  Feel free to add to the list of terms that will go out of existence .  
Bush
Beaver
Fur Pie
Muff
Bearded Clam
Pussy (unless you mean those crazy hairless cats)
Carpet (as in does the the carpet match the drapes)
Rug
Mossy Vale
 
For the especially forward thinking the same consideration could be given to men's parts if the trend of manscaping evolves to it's final conclusion.  At present I do engage in limited manscaping, however, men being men, we are far too lazy to keep up with anything that requires that much work and will undoubtedly give it up whilst continuing to foist our whims upon the fairer sex.  I extend  both my apologies and my eternal gratitude to all the ladies who go to such great lengths for us.

TwoMints433 reads

Furburger

Hairy Roast Beef

Bearded axe wound

TwoMints352 reads

The Helmut Hide-A-Way

hairy heaven

furry 8 ball rack

vag
Chi Chi
Kitty
Kitten
Hair Pie
Muffin
Stabby Hole
Juice box
The Y

Ok, that is all I can think of right now

BobbyChicago390 reads

for a girl who would shave in a triangle....I like calling it The Bermuda Triangle.  I like getting lost there on purpose.

There's always Pink Taco, too.

Posted By: nipring12
Came across a list of euphemisms for vaginas (it happens when you surf for porn as much as I do) and a thought struck me.  Given the nearly universal trend toward shaving/waxing/lasering and other depilatory methods used on the modern woman's pubic mound (all of which I appreciate - thank you ladies) I was struck by how many common terms will soon make no sense to the next generation if the present trend continues.  Feel free to add to the list of terms that will go out of existence .    
 Bush  
 Beaver  
 Fur Pie  
 Muff  
 Bearded Clam  
 Pussy (unless you mean those crazy hairless cats)  
 Carpet (as in does the the carpet match the drapes)  
 Rug  
 Mossy Vale  
   
 For the especially forward thinking the same consideration could be given to men's parts if the trend of manscaping evolves to it's final conclusion.  At present I do engage in limited manscaping, however, men being men, we are far too lazy to keep up with anything that requires that much work and will undoubtedly give it up whilst continuing to foist our whims upon the fairer sex.  I extend  both my apologies and my eternal gratitude to all the ladies who go to such great lengths for us.  

Come pick me up off the floor - I just fell over! 😂😂😂

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