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Ah the beauty of naked capitalism. The question is not "Can I get it?", but "How much to make it happen?" (BTW you forgot to mention she has to stop and blow you every couple minutes until her jaw aches due to ED issues). My only advice to the lucky 18 year old who snags this gem of an offer - get the cash up front and look out for security cameras as you step over his carcass on your way out.  Dont want to end up on the news like that chick in Seattle who OD'd the Microsoft guy.  

PS - if you do live through the heart attack write a review. Plenty of us saggy 50 year olds with bad hearts who would love to meet her while you're  in recovery.

Cuddles Fosdick1053 reads

I'm over 50, out of shape, droopy gut, saggy tits, soggy bottom, will probably have a heart attack if you can get me to cum.  

You should be young, preferably younger than my 19 year old daughter, with smooth, perfect skin, impossible tits, super tight ass, and smile throughout the entire experience like you really want to spend an hour with me.  

Who's in? The number for emergency services is tattooed on my inner thigh.  

Yeah, baby.

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CANBANFAN675 reads

LOL...how much for your 19 year old daughter

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nipring12652 reads

Ah the beauty of naked capitalism. The question is not "Can I get it?", but "How much to make it happen?" (BTW you forgot to mention she has to stop and blow you every couple minutes until her jaw aches due to ED issues). My only advice to the lucky 18 year old who snags this gem of an offer - get the cash up front and look out for security cameras as you step over his carcass on your way out.  Dont want to end up on the news like that chick in Seattle who OD'd the Microsoft guy.  

PS - if you do live through the heart attack write a review. Plenty of us saggy 50 year olds with bad hearts who would love to meet her while you're  in recovery.

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srs273580 reads

(without the overweight part LOL)
I often wonder how they feel about us old guys, I try to consider this when choosing my dates.

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KeilaniNYC576 reads

This made me giggle!

Posted By: Cuddles Fosdick
I'm over 50, out of shape, droopy gut, saggy tits, soggy bottom, will probably have a heart attack if you can get me to cum.  
   
 You should be young, preferably younger than my 19 year old daughter, with smooth, perfect skin, impossible tits, super tight ass, and smile throughout the entire experience like you really want to spend an hour with me.  
   
 Who's in? The number for emergency services is tattooed on my inner thigh.  
   
 Yeah, baby.
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Hardwood469389 reads

But couldn't find one."

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