"Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby.
"Hmmm....I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how
about turkey style?" replied his mate.
"Turkey style? I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world
is turkey style?"
"Gobble, gobble, gobble!"
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