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my time in West Virginia
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OK...I'm almost half-way through, and I've got a pretty good pig-squeal down, and I've noticed that if i call the boys "Uncle-Daddy" and hide my pearly whites, i'm doing OK....lol

Actually, it's a pretty charming town here in Charleston!  My hang-outs so far have been the YWCA for my workouts (the only place to go as far as I know) which has a surprisingly decent gym, and the mall...THE mall...and I actually have a radio show to do here on Thursday before my feature shows.

Now how much extra should I charge more for the pig-squeal?  (Although, I thought that was Georgia if my "Deliverance" knowledge serves me right.)  Ask the girls from Sophie's when you call there for an appointment.

xoxo
Jenn

I'll be dancing at Capitol City Gold with fire shows 3 times a night.  Contact www.sophiesdreamgirls.com for private bookings...xoxo  Jenn

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What's the biggest pick-up line in a West Virginia bar???

Nice Tooth!

Have fun Jenn...

Just watch out for the weird looking kid in the corner with the banjo... I hear his friends are pigs!

Have fun sweety!  Guys, get out there and see this lady.  She's a scorcher (with or without the fire)!


"sir, i say sir!" ... i take objection to your malignment of the good people of West Virginia ... i'll have you know that i myself have actually frequented that dentally-challenged fair State and find your Hollywood-influenced stereotypes very crass and offensive ... why, how dare you sir!?   LOL

it's true ... the ONE time i actually set foot in WV was to go see Samantha Sterlyng feature dance at Vixens and sho'nuff hi-larity ensued:

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FYI cinephiles:  DELIVERANCE (1972) was actually set in the great state of Georgia ... little difference to us,  but a distinction that's probably worth a molar or two to the good people of these States

My good man, I stand corrected!  The actual location of "Deliverance" did in fact escape my memory.  My comments were in jest, not meant as a slight... I actually LIKE banjos!  LOL

I have had the privilege of meeting some fine folks who hail from WV... in fact, long ago a wonderful young WV lady told me this:  How does a WV girl know when her Mom is on her period?  Her... ummm, on second thought, that may be a little too disgusting for the virgin ears here, LOL!

Having spent a great deal of time there this year, I think I should know.

Jen, WV is nude+booze, right? sounds like fun!

OK...I'm almost half-way through, and I've got a pretty good pig-squeal down, and I've noticed that if i call the boys "Uncle-Daddy" and hide my pearly whites, i'm doing OK....lol

Actually, it's a pretty charming town here in Charleston!  My hang-outs so far have been the YWCA for my workouts (the only place to go as far as I know) which has a surprisingly decent gym, and the mall...THE mall...and I actually have a radio show to do here on Thursday before my feature shows.

Now how much extra should I charge more for the pig-squeal?  (Although, I thought that was Georgia if my "Deliverance" knowledge serves me right.)  Ask the girls from Sophie's when you call there for an appointment.

xoxo
Jenn

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