ill just say in advance in case you want to quit reading, but i am not your "sexy" provider. im your down to earth, football loving, girl that hangs with the guys and hands out blowjobs...

but.....

one year i was white trash. i was pregnant. i was carrying twin babies, one white - one black. i had smeared makeup, torn jean shorts, ripped fishnets, a black eye. a tattoo (stencil obviously) of a heart with billy in it. scratched out billy and wrote "bob." i had a pack of smokes (i dont smoke, effect people!) under an arm band on my other arm. a wig of distraught hair. and walked around with flip flops on my feet and my stilettos (one broke) tied together slung over my shoulders. oh, yes. and a flask. the flask was real! hahahaha.

trick or treat!!!!
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