I have had 2 female primary care physcians and niether of them ever said bend over.
they both had me lie on my side on the exam table with my legs kind of pulled up. They were far more gentle than any of the many male docs who have probed my prostate gland.
"Last week I got my annual physical from a fabulous female Physician’s Assistant. She gave me the hernia check and inspected the twins, which I was expecting, but as an added bonus, because of my age, she gave me a prostrate tickle this time.”
“What the hell is a prostrate and why did your lady doctor need to tickle it?”
“It is a walnut-sized gland between a guy's butt and penis. The doctor reaches in and feels it to see if it is swollen. The tickle is to screen for prostrate cancer.“
“What do you mean by 'reaches in'? Does she cut you?”
“No, she shoves two fingers all the way up my asshole to check it. I couldn’t resist telling her, 'Be gentle, it’s my first time.' She said, 'I have tiny hands and a ton of lube, you’ll be fine. Now bend over and spread your legs.' I'm always telling a girl to do that, but no one has ever told me to do that before."
Tina gets a worried look on her face.
“Do girls have a prostrate?”
“It's the gland that makes a guy's semen, so no, you don't have one.”
“Good. Did you like it?”
“Well, at my age I have to have it checked anyway, so I figure that I might as well get finger fucked by a delightful damsel with tiny fingers instead of by a grisly old dude doctor who's fingers are as big as mine.”
"You are such a pervert. I like that about you."
Either you or your auto correct spoiled the joke.
as far as I know, and I'm not a physician, I think it's unique to males.
Don't worry, you are not the first person to refer to the prostate as the prostrate......
LLAP,
Swim
-- Modified on 3/19/2015 7:04:27 PM
She keeps it in a jar on her desk.
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First: my sincere apologizes for my idiotic post. No excuses, I’m simply ignorant and illiterate. I typed the manuscript; this fuckup is my fault.
Second: thank you to the community for your input; this ghastly error will be corrected in the next edition of the book.
Third: my copy editor (a young female) caught a staggering number of my mistaken word uses and this is the first escape noted in the two years that the book has been published. I’ve kept a list to minimize repeating the error. Some of my favorites are:
Word: compliment, to praise or admire, not complement, to complete, round out.
Usage: Tina lifts her head up and Lisa compliments her, “You’re good at it, especially for your first time.”
Word: clenched [to grasp tightly, not clinched: to settle conclusively]
Usage: Tina’s beaver squeezes my cock when she climaxes. “You’re tighter than a clenched fist.”
Word: kneel [to go down on one's knees, NOT knell: the sound made by a bell rung slowly]
Usage: used dozens of times.
Lastly: now I know why my ATF asked if girls have one
The English language is chockablock with pitfalls, some of which you point out.
Others: "a lot" meaning many and allot (Often spelled "alot".) meaning to mete out.
"irregardless", not a word at all. Used when people mean to say regardless or irrespective.
And probably the most common offender on TER:
"discreet" meaning to be low profile and private versus "discrete" meaning singular. The confusion is amplified by the fact that the noun form of discreet is discretion, which shares much of the spelling from the latter term. Such is the mongrel bastard we worship as the Queen's Tongue.
I have had 2 female primary care physcians and niether of them ever said bend over.
they both had me lie on my side on the exam table with my legs kind of pulled up. They were far more gentle than any of the many male docs who have probed my prostate gland.
It is also called a Skene's gland and is thought to be where a girl squirts from .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene's_gland
Pollie Amorous