Call the guy.....

and tell him the last time we were together I didn't tell you but condom broke and we have a problem !!  (Best if left as a phone message and garble your name ) !!

the key is to keep it believable for as long as possible!

Perhaps, you or he could set something up and then...............

things go in a new and fun direction?    Those directions are pretty much endless and are up to you.

In any event, it mostly depends on how well you know each other.    

 I once had a gal come into my room declaring "security check!".    It scared the shit out of me for a second or two.   Of course I then saw who it was and that she was just fucking with me.    

To answer your question, ideally, maybe you could bring in a new and unexpected doubles girl posing as you or perhaps a cop...   She could even bring handcuffs or whatever.   Hopefully, she could work it as long as possible.  I can see that as being pretty fun and scary at the same time.  Of course, the gal would have to fess up before the guy totally creeps out.   But, that is was makes it so much a fun day!!

 

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We all hung outside the office and called about 5 minutes apart that we couldn't make it to work as we were sick. First three he believed when it got to 5 he said, "OK very funny now get your ass to work!" It was hilarious.

A radio show I listen to pulled a good one yesterday.  Host breaks into regular time to report that someone named Hillary Rodham Clinton had filed for divorce from one William Jefferson Clinton in upstate New York.  The host went on to comment that pundits were saying that although they could not confirm it to be "our" Hillary and Bill, that polling results showed her positive ratings to skyrocket after the news was announced and that it was a clever ploy to draw attention from the email "scandal" that she's currently imbroiled in.  I had no idea that yesterday was AFD and I was stunned into silence, trying to comtemplate WTF, after all these years of Bill and his side pieces and Hillary stoically standing by her man!  It was just feasible enough to catch me off guard.

but the place I worked had a skinny blonde sexitary / bimbo.  She had a bad attitude.  

We all chipped in for an small fridge & microwave...  never any room for our lunch stuff & she'd tie up the microwave when we were briefly in the shop, so we couldn't get our lunch,, before we went back on the road.  NO, when I left, I didn't get my money back...  (CHeap arse boss...  think he'd have bought it for the shop but HE went home for lunch!)

Bimbo was always taking 2 hour lunch breaks.  She'd always rush in just a couple of minutes before him & try to look busy when he walked through to his office.  She had a nice old oak office desk & we could see it through the open door from the shop.  
So I superglued the drawer.  She runs in & pulls her usual act.  Can't get the drawer open.  The guys were watching...  she blames it on us "not liking her" & bursts into tears.  The super sends me in to get her drawer "unstuck".  
I'd been smart enough to have the drawer a half inch forward when I glued it...  just a drop on each rail...   so I gave it a good thump (up & in) with the palm of my hand which freed it.  Admit nothing...  "See it was just stuck!"