"This crazy boss wanted to have a quickie with his sexy secretary and offered her $1000 for it. She calls her boyfriend and asks for his advice. The guy agrees and encourages her to go for it as a quickie would not last 10 to 15 minutes and reminds to keep him in the loop. After 10 minutes he calls her and asks her what is going on and she says "the pig gave me the money in quarters and I am still counting and he is fucking me like hell"
I have never thought to ask here, but do you woman have a preference of the bills in the "discrete envelope"? I will say, as someone that almost always deals in credit cards that gathering cash is a bit more of a hassle now days then in the past. SO, I use a bank that has no "brick and mortal" buildings so getting cash is very easy; getting it in $50s or $100s not so much (can't just cash a check at a local branch). I use any ATMs for the occasions I need cash, and poker games are fine for cash as they never have an issue with even up to a hundred $20s ($2000) because change is always a good thing. I had an ATM that dispersed $50s (perfect) but it was removed and now I have to ask: are $20s ok? even if it my normal 2, 4, 6, or more hour dates ( that envelope gets thick)?
It doesn't bother me. It's all cash. Once had a guy pay me 2hrs ($450) in all 1s n 5s. Come to find out it was bc he deals with snack machines for a living. Lol
You must be a GREAT SNACK!
engagement. If it's an overnight, weekend, or longer and I'm flying, it would make it awkward to travel with that much of a stack. But if it's local and I am driving, I don't mind $20s at all. Maybe in the former situation, you could make other arrangements with the lady. Prepaying with someone you know and trust is always an option, and often preferred by my friends for longer engagements.
"This crazy boss wanted to have a quickie with his sexy secretary and offered her $1000 for it. She calls her boyfriend and asks for his advice. The guy agrees and encourages her to go for it as a quickie would not last 10 to 15 minutes and reminds to keep him in the loop. After 10 minutes he calls her and asks her what is going on and she says "the pig gave me the money in quarters and I am still counting and he is fucking me like hell"
That is very interesting, prepay. I am by not means a veteran hobbyist so if you don't mind telling me, how does that work. I am not sure how to prepay. I do trust a couple of providers but wouldn't know how to prepay. P411 has gift points but I would think money is what you meant.
Sorry I just realized I posted a reply at the wrong spot so this what I asked many days ago
"That is very interesting, prepay. I am by not means a veteran hobbyist so if you don't mind telling me, how does that work. I am not sure how to prepay. I do trust a couple of providers but wouldn't know how to prepay. P411 has gift points but I would think money is what you meant"
I figure you may give me a better answer than jo-Mc-Jokes-alot