Looks like the holidays are over and we're back to throwing darts, lol. I throw best after a beer or two.
I usually set the over/under at six months when i see a retirement announcement....yeah, that includes the lame guys that feel compelled to announce it as well LOL
Having followed these boards for years now...the successful exits are those that just delist themselves and move along to the next chapter.
But I do love the gals (and those lame ass guys) that need to post the "look at me" threADs announcing their next retirement. Makes for interesting reading on an otherwise dull board.
Once the sugar daddy is out of the picture, that money flies away fast.
Hell...after the "duo" announcement back in July I had the under at Halloween.
Can't win them all...should have shot for New Years and I come up a winner.
Those new disclaimers are interesting as well...I wonder why she put that on her new site?
After all, two weeks is "under six months" WAAAYYY fucking under. lol
but yeah I agree, those who "go out" with the biggest fanfare are the ones who seem destined to return, usually with some bullshit story about how successful they were in civvie life.
Hell...plenty of gals take that week off when Auntie is here. That isn't the criteria LOL
It's a riot to see the full blown announcement complete with descriptions of what their next life event will be.
Fortunately most of those insipid threads are still up...so when she (or they) make their triumphant return it can be determined who wins the over/under part of the bet.
Another component of the bet is how much did some poor sap pay the gal while she was "retired". I'll let Gambler explain how that can be won by those who like to play that game.
I believe she turned to God. Quite honestly, hotel California is a no check out system, but I've seen many people check out of the hotel by investing in their faith. Remember I was in ministry for years. It's a pretty cool thing to see people succeed in things others say they can't.
At this time, I'll just say I'm building my testimony lol.
and she won't be back, I'm absolutely positive. If the guys had their over/under bets going on LR, they were all losers, lol.
If you'll recall once she "retired" under her original handle she made a comeback with several others (handles).
So I'd need to get a formal decision from the bookies on whether that constituted a retirement quickly followed by an "I'm back".
However she soon tired of that and has left this world for other adventures. I hope she has found the happiness she was seeking.
While it is true that LR had several other handles after her "official" retirement, she wasn't really back. She hadn't left yet but rather changed personalities on the way out, lol. So it was a slow send off rather than what you're thinking of the typical I'm gone vs I'm back.
If you had an over/under on LR, you're way over by any means of measurement. LOL...
If you are talking about HTG, I would have to agree, beyond that I really don't want to comment.
If you had an over/under on LR, you're way over by any means of measurement. LOL...
No comment here either. My lips are sealed.
If you had an over/under on LR, you're way over by any means of measurement. LOL...
Wickum?
Now all of your high and mighty BS on the boards makes complete sense.
And Uhm, I'm a prostitute now. Not ashamed of it, but 'Used' to be in ministry - which wasn't preaching to churches, but singing to people in hospice and helping ppl living crack houses.
And you can't have a high and mighty attitude doing shit like that or you'll get shot lol.
Though I do notice a hell of a lot more high and mighty people here on some of these boards than in religious organizations - just sayin'. 
Now all of your high and mighty BS on the boards makes complete sense.
Good for you. I'd book you just for your singing. In fact, I remember I once booked a session with a young lady who mentioned she was a singer. I lold her I liked the gospel "I'm Coming Home" so she sang it for me. Quite a memorable experience. She recently was a contestant on one of the popular talent shows.
See? Book with a singer, just in case they become famous. Lol. I bet it was pretty cool to see her on TV. You can say "I've been with her". I know guys who see porn stars for that reason. I can also say I've been with a porn star, and it's pretty cool to watch the videos and say, "I've been with that chick" lol! (Sorry Zana lol)
I sing in secular venues now. I would be stoned and ostracized from the community if I led worship in a church doing what I do now, lol. But some of those gospel songs are really fun to sing. There is some serious technique going on in a lot of them. Also fun to belt it out every now and then.
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It is ok Courtney ~~ It is true. I used to get that all the time. I did almost 250 XXX films so a lot of gentlemen say they saw me in my films and wanted to be with me or they said that they had seen me so many times and "OMG" ~~ Finally I get to be with Zana. To me.. I am just a normal person who just loved to have sex and they happened to film it! LOL !!! For all of you that know me you know its true!! LOL
I miss you Courtney!!
Love
Zana
I sing in secular venues now. I would be stoned and ostracized from the community if I led worship in a church doing what I do now, lol. But some of those gospel songs are really fun to sing. There is some serious technique going on in a lot of them. Also fun to belt it out every now and then.
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very true..just ask Lee Stone or me..miss you..
I miss you Courtney!!
Love
Zana
I sing in secular venues now. I would be stoned and ostracized from the community if I led worship in a church doing what I do now, lol. But some of those gospel songs are really fun to sing. There is some serious technique going on in a lot of them. Also fun to belt it out every now and then.
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P.S. I know and like that song. I will sing it for you too lol. Unless you have another request like heart lol
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Nancy's voice makes me tingle all over - still... Actually, Nancy made me tingle all over every time she bent forward on stage and her boobs almost fell out. Loved that concert, we had binoculars being passed around, lol.
Have you watched Nancy's guitar training videos? Excellent and she looks good too 
I need to start checking those instructional videos out again now that I have this badass acoustic lol. Hey, maybe it'll get me off of these damn boards lol!
Have you watched Nancy's guitar training videos? Excellent and she looks good too
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I thought I'd seen them all - this one was great! Thanks for the link Too bad the video quality was so poor in those days but the sisters were damn hot
Nancy claims she never played the opening the same way twice. I've watched a bunch of them, they're all slightly different as claimed.
Find the 45-minute long training video she recorded - I'd love to hear you play it some time on that blaster acoustic.
You're an interesting person.
sounds like another " carrot on a stick " thread from our esteemed " stir up the pot " connoisseur..
Having followed these boards for years now...the successful exits are those that just delist themselves and move along to the next chapter.
But I do love the gals (and those lame ass guys) that need to post the "look at me" threADs announcing their next retirement. Makes for interesting reading on an otherwise dull board.
That was a rhetorical question.
I guess you had more pressing business to attend to LOL
Having followed these boards for years now...the successful exits are those that just delist themselves and move along to the next chapter.
But I do love the gals (and those lame ass guys) that need to post the "look at me" threADs announcing their next retirement. Makes for interesting reading on an otherwise dull board.
TER's Grumpiest Poster Award. The last I checked it was a dead heat between him and AnnoyingFungus.
Looks like the holidays are over and we're back to throwing darts, lol. I throw best after a beer or two.
How long have you been retired, Hootie? I am up to 10 days, but, shhhh, don't tell anyone. Almost time to unretire, anyway.
zig
It speaks volumes about you...
i usually like my volume turned up..
Just remember only 8% of New Year's resolutions are kept.
Maybe we throw too many stones here.
Happy new year, I'm off to break another resolution.
have anything to do with this young lady?
I would never resolve to not see her.
She might resolve to not see me however
who is blonde in picture?
The ones that really want to retire just go quietly. They take down their profile and begin a new life chapter. They may have an auto response email to tell people contacting about the retirement.
LR sure didn't qo quietly, lol.
Haha she went out with a bang!!!
It will be for good. I will not return