...car dates.  
   
 Just a heads up: Burlington Mall is probably not a good place to do that.  
   
 Let me paint the scene.  
   
 It was Wednesday night around 9:30 pm. The mall had long closed and I was walking to my car after a solo dinner at Legal Seafoods. I had a bit of a walk to get to my car since I couldn't go through the mall to exit at a more advantageous door. No problem, I called up a good friend to catch up with her on the walk to my car.  
   
 As I'm approaching my car, I see a nice gentleman in a nicer car and a gal who can't be more than 19 nestled between two cars. They are talking like old lovers and I smile to see the adoration in their eyes. I'm still chatting on the phone at this point, about 100 yards from my car. The young gal makes eye contact with me. Again, they are both in a parking lot, standing outside of their cars, about 3 parking spaces away from my car. So the gal makes eye contact with me, laughs...and then gets down on her knees in the parking lot, unbuttons his pants, and starts a sloppy blow job. At this point, without having to look too closely, I can see in plain view, a man getting a pretty decent blow job, now about 10 feet away from me.  
   
 I was shocked. I'm still on the phone to my friend and say (pretty loudly) "oh I'm just watching some guy get a blowie in the parking lot...I wonder if I know her".  
   
 They then came to the realization that perhaps that wasn't the best spot and they get into their individual cars and drive away, presumably to find a better parking lot while glaring at me the whole time as they drove off as if I were the asshole.  
   
 All in all, I don't know if this was a hobbyist and a provider or just a couple who are exhibitionists...but if you don't want assholes like me commenting from afar, I would suggest a more private parking lot.