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Re:New Reality TV Show -- "Who Want To Be A Porn Star?"
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I'll help you out Eddie, I'll be a judge, of course to get to you I have to see how good they are, We don't want any terrible dick suckers getting into the contest, I think in order to find 200 women to compete I will more than likley have to go through about 1,000 wanna bees first, It will be tough job, but I'm willing to try to help you out.

BlindGuy4677 reads

Access Hollywood and a few of the local news shows did stories on a new reality TV show called "Who wants to be a porn star?"
This show features 21 girl next door types (the girls that were interviewed looked hot and included a preschool teacher) who will compete (should be interesting to see what the competitions are) for a grand prize of $100,000 and a 1 year contract with an adult video company. Porn star Tabitha Stevens will host and the judges will vary from week to week (including Ginger Lynn and Asia Carrera). This show will be shown on Pay-Per-View beginning January 8.

HO_DUDE5833 reads

where is this going to come out of (l.a.)?? & they will have a hit for all us TER guy's will tune in??


my first reaction to this was "oh no, another who-wants-to-be-X" (just now on CNN then announced a new "who-wants-to-be-a-pro-tennis-player") ... i even goofed on it earlier:

http://theeroticreview.com/msgBoard/ViewMsgBody.asp?BoardID=12&Page=1&Messageid=65955

but now, upon further reflection, i think this may not be a half-ass bad idea ... frankly, my worry was it being shown on network TV (hence censored and toned down for the puritan masses) ... but heck, if it's gonna be on PPV and it's truly X-rated, then i think i'm all for it!

afterall, who are we kidding, if you're willing to rent THE OZPORNS (just to see your favourite pornstar) how's that any different from suffering thru this potential schmaltz of a reality TV show!?

TV programmers have been pitching shows that appeal to the "little head" long before any of this (with limitations of course)

fasteddie515455 reads

I'm formally announcing my new reality based show...." Who Wants To Suck My Dick"...  I'm limiting this to a mere 200 (female) applicants.  The winner will receive a pearl necklace and a beautiful gold plated statuette (ok, ok, it's an old bowling trophy) PLUS an all expenses paid (except for travel and lodging) three day, one night vacation in exotic Newark, NJ...

I'll help you out Eddie, I'll be a judge, of course to get to you I have to see how good they are, We don't want any terrible dick suckers getting into the contest, I think in order to find 200 women to compete I will more than likley have to go through about 1,000 wanna bees first, It will be tough job, but I'm willing to try to help you out.

fasteddie514510 reads

With a hardcore DVD release to follow, so save your money for the XXX version.


"[The show] is not just for men, but for wives and girlfriends who enjoy both reality TV and adult entertainment." -- Harry Feingold, CEO of Silhouette Productions

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/11/05/offbeat.pornstar.tv.ap/


there goes their key male demographic! LOL  ... someone should clue in Mr. Feingold that the adult male porn-pervert (aka "Homo Erectus") is the BULK of the consumer body that fuels the multi-billion $ porn industry ... and NOT "wives and girlfriends" (at least not yet) ... i predict this show will be a total flop with dismal PPV viewership

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oh well, let's get back to the last insipid reality TV show: "Who wants to be Governor of California?" ... this season we watch as Arnold and Maria move into the Governor's mansion and quibble over whose photo is hung over the fireplace in Arnold's reading room, JKF or Ronald Reagan!

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