New Jersey

HA HA ......nj bored
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No far from the truth...the bird part

 

but still funny!!!!

My money making State that never lets me down

 
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When you are hobbying in NJ, be sure to plan around these laws:

If you are on a "car date" - you can't park under a bridge. I assume it is OK anywhere else, though?

Got a dinner date? Just remember that it is illegal to slurp your soup in NJ, although it does seem to be OK to slurp other things in NJ.  

Of course, ice cream cannot be sold after 6 pm in Newark. If you need to satisfy your sweet tooth, you'll just have to look for another delectable "dessert".

Providers, be sure to stay away from Trenton!! Why? Because it is illegal to throw a "bad pickle" into the street, and you can't consume any "pickles" on Sunday!  

Most importantly, it is illegal to frown at a police officer in NJ. Keep on smilin', no matter what!

Not trying to "escalade" y'all... just doing my part to drive the ISO posts off the front page!  

Here's a little visual tribute to our fine Jersey Gals, compliments of Vida Guerra (hometown: Perth Amboy)

Reminds me of that weird nyc law where ladies are allowed to walk bare chested on the streets. Now that's a reason to visit nyc lol.

but didn't spend more than a few minutes checking after finding them while randomly surfing.  

My favorite was one from Delaware that says ugly men cannot enter the city until after sunset. LOL.

Just my goofy and off-center sense of humor getting the best of of me for a moment when I posted.

No far from the truth...the bird part

 

but still funny!!!!

My money making State that never lets me down

 
Funniest men I ever met

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