...this is one type I would find in my room. So I was mildly disappointed to discover you meant different types of guys you encounter in the men's restroom.
1. EXCITABLE - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. SOCIABLE - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. CROSSEYED - Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. TIMID - Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. INDIFFERENT - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. CLEVER - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7. WORRIED - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. FRIVOLOUS - Streams up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
9. ABSENT-MINDED - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. CHILDISH - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. SNEAK - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
12. PATIENT - Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with freehand.
13. DESPERATE - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. TOUGH - Bangs his wang on side of urinal to dry it.
15. EFFICIENT - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16. FAT - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17. LITTLE - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. DRUNK - Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
19. DISGRUNTLED - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. CONCEITED - Holds two-inch wang like a baseball bat
21. RADICAL - Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
I finally found a rating system where I am a 10.
Which type are you?
...this is one type I would find in my room. So I was mildly disappointed to discover you meant different types of guys you encounter in the men's restroom.
Oh, by the way... I hear this gal knows how to jump start you...
You never see them anymore. what's the deal with that?
I used to like to bore holes in them.
How about the decal of a dead fly affixed to the bottom of the bowl? And once in awhile I still see a bucket of ice pored into the urinal. And as the old line goes: " Man, is that ever cold. And deep too." Back in the school days we would try to sneak a few crystals of calcium chloride from chem class and drop them in the urinals. Produced a very potent and unpleasant odor.
and some of the designs are like parabolic reflectors that bounce your pee back at your legs. Not what I look for in a golden shower.
You forgot one - In Agony with a full bladder while it dribbles out, stops, dribbles . . . This is, after all, for those of us over 60! LOL.
all of the above
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