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FTMZacharyPrince See my TER Reviews 437 reads
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I was daydreaming recently about posing with a snake for photos.  I had no idea about the prostate massage thing!  I should totally get one and travel around with it as though it were a cute tiny dog!  Anyone wanna sexperiment??  LOL

But seriously, don't snakes usually live in a tank where they are safely contained?  Seems like you could just ignore them.  Did one try to crawl into your ass or something non-consensually??

morecoffee908 reads

Are you guys OK with snakes at an incall?

Some providers have photos posing with snakes. Kinda creepy at least for me.

But they say a snake's tail can give a great prostrate massage LOL

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perfectstorm512 reads

Related Link: Motherfucking snakes

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FTMZacharyPrince438 reads

I was daydreaming recently about posing with a snake for photos.  I had no idea about the prostate massage thing!  I should totally get one and travel around with it as though it were a cute tiny dog!  Anyone wanna sexperiment??  LOL

But seriously, don't snakes usually live in a tank where they are safely contained?  Seems like you could just ignore them.  Did one try to crawl into your ass or something non-consensually??

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uri410292 reads

Yes, because I want to have something covered in salmonella stuck inside me!  

 
smfh

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Nicoleta403 reads

fuck machines, training golf clubs, wine bottles, let your imagination flow :-)  

For you, for her... mmmmmmh.....

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Mr_Info251 reads

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-29595164

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EveAlexander310 reads

Have you ever considered that a snake might be a prop, rather than a pet? Your Ophidiophobia aside, why would you assume that anything in a photo is owned? I've heard stories of women renting or buying with the intention of returning expensive clothing for shoots, so I figure if I own my clothes and borrow the animal, I'm ahead of the game. ;-)

For anyone who cares, my "pets" are two live coral reef tanks. I love all animals, but I can speak reef geek with the best of 'em. ;-)
 

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Are you guys OK with snakes at an incall?  
   
 Some providers have photos posing with snakes. Kinda creepy at least for me.  
   
 But they say a snake's tail can give a great prostrate massage LOL

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Viriato219 reads

Yeah, actually I'm cool with it. In fact I'd love to hook up with a chick who has snakes. I think its kind of hot. Where are you seeing these girls? Care to send me a link cuz that'd be awesome!

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