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Jane -- i mean JENN -- you ignorant slut!
you mean to tell us that Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute, has ruined you for the rest of us!? ... i guess he didn't take off his prosthetic limb, trusses and false teeth this time ... no wait! that's somebody else i'm thinking of ... never mind!
but still, i certainly hope this is NOT the start of a new trend: providers posting REVIEWS of hobbyists on this board -- the humanity!
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good night and have a pleasant tomorrow
Jane -- i mean JENN -- you ignorant slut!
you mean to tell us that Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute, has ruined you for the rest of us!? ... i guess he didn't take off his prosthetic limb, trusses and false teeth this time ... no wait! that's somebody else i'm thinking of ... never mind!
but still, i certainly hope this is NOT the start of a new trend: providers posting REVIEWS of hobbyists on this board -- the humanity!
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good night and have a pleasant tomorrow
well Jenn my dear, while we're reviewing hobbyists here, i'll have you (and Fred Garvin) but especially all providers reading this post know that Samantha Sterlyng (bless her sexy soul) rated yours truly a SEVEN ("possibly an 8") on the porn-STUD scale ... for performance that is, i didn't dare ask her about my appearance score... LOL
so let's just say i'm not exactly chopped liver and onions myself
but wait a NY minute! ... what's this smoke coming out of my ass?
The fine Lady Steele is too kind, too kind. A full review will be forthcoming, but here's the Executive Summary: Jenn is by no means an ignorant slut (well, at least by no means ignorant ), but rather a lady of beauty, intelligence, and charm... as soon as I saw her I knew I was in for a challenge. While the FGR (Fred Garvin Reputation) was legendary in the heyday of the 70's, during these many years of retirement, I believe the legend waned, and while Jenn confidently felt up to the challenge of TFG (Taming Fred Garvin), I was not so sure I was up to the task. I had just been fitted with groovy new horn-rims and a new truss that was somewhat binding my groin. Nevertheless, for the sake of a great story to tell the grandkids, I knew I had to try! In a nutshell, Jenn simply Let Me Stand Next To Her Fire (thank you, Jimi) and it was hot, damn hot, real hot! Hot and wet! Her talents were overwhelming and brought out Fred's Best; yes, the legend returned... again and again and again, in fact. Our energy spent, we finished the night with Cheeboogie Cheeboogies and Cokes (no wait, Pepsis). And this, despite several rude interruptions from the Land Shark and the Blues Brothers wanting to know if they could join in the fun. Nay, Fred is a Solo Man.
To summarize, the PSE (Pyromaniac Steele Experience) is not to be missed... run, don't walk, for your chance to experience the heat. As for me, I'm contemplating a return to retirement, for surely it cannot get any better than this! Then again, retirement sucked, so Sophie or E2K, feel free to call me to discuss the possibility of establishing Sophie's Dream Boys and Fredotica 2000... I know of at least one other male slut who would be willing to talk. Regardless, I will be working to bring Jenn back to KC ASAP for the rematch!
In closing:
A)Singleton, as evidenced by an old post of mine, I'M supposed to be Firehose Boy! But, the fires are big enough for both of us, my friend.
2)Fred's Secret- Chicks Dig Plaid, Tidy Whities, and Sock Suspenders. Trust me.
3)Ladies, the line forms to the left... LOL
Fred G.
-- Modified on 11/1/2003 10:34:16 AM
OK, OK, you got me Eddie... not always! You, Jenn and Nikki just got me f***ed enough that night that my normally high moral standards fell by the wayside into a night of debauchery, LOL! So, when can we do it again?