if you ever feel like masturbating and taking after yourself HARDCORE(because that is the only way you may be able to get er done that day) make sure it is NOT in a bath with sweet smelling bath salts! I will be airing out the cootie all night but at least the stinging stopped. OMG now back to your regularly scheduled programing.
Ouch baby. Want me to kiss it better?
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