So I was watching the sports channel while running on the treadmill... the only time I will watch tv
and they were showing something actually entertaining today. A supposed case of "Domestic violence", between a football player and his "woman". Now, as I share the story with you from the 911 dispatcher, you tell me if it sounds like domestic violence... or just a case of wild sex.

So... the man is pissed. Picks up the woman, dumps her on bathroom floor, maybe chokes her, slaps her around a bit and threatens to kill her. Woman screams, "Just do it. Kill me." (Rawrr)  

Man picks her up and dumps her in the tub (...and god knows what goes on in there, I'm sure we can all imagine ahem) Man then dumps her on the living room couch ...on top of fully loaded ....assault rifles. (I admit while it is easy to imagine a footballs players place filled with weed and amphetamines... a pile of assault rifles may be pushing it....)

So then.... supposedly the man also calls 911 and says the woman is beating Him up.

I think, they were both just letting out steam  ...and wanted to share it with the rest of us

What do you think