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I'm looking for a hot female. No PM's please, texts only, thanks.

Do I apply???
Love Always
Zana

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
I'm looking for a hot female. No PM's please, texts only, thanks.

as long as your female and hot. That's how I pick all of my girlies, they absolutely positively must be female and hot. Some day I'll figure out what hot is but I do know what female is. I found out a few posts down where Jamie played doctor as a kid.

How do I tell if you're hot?

I know how to play Doctor too... Just like Jaime.... LOL
I sleep naked if you want to sneak on by!!!

Love
Zana

Hmm... the spousal unit doesn't like getting woken up for sex, I usually get hit with a snarky remark to go back to my side of the bed. Maybe this only applies to spousal units but in my experience, women don't like having their sleep interrupted by a hard poking jab down below. Except in porno's where all women love being woken up for sex - which pretty much tells you how fake porno's are, LOL.

So if I sneak in and wake you up, promise you won't punch me in the face like the SO?

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Well since I don't sleep much and when I do it is only for a couple hours at a time I think you would be ok! I like to be woken up with a man/woman between my legs!! I think it is nice! Besides when all said and done, can't I go back to sleep??? LOL
Love
Zana

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
Hmm... the spousal unit doesn't like getting woken up for sex, I usually get hit with a snarky remark to go back to my side of the bed. Maybe this only applies to spousal units but in my experience, women don't like having their sleep interrupted by a hard poking jab down below. Except in porno's where all women love being woken up for sex - which pretty much tells you how fake porno's are, LOL.  
   
 So if I sneak in and wake you up, promise you won't punch me in the face like the SO?

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I'll let myself out, thank you.

But...what happens if I get horny again and sneak back into bed? WHACK!

You will be fine as long as I get a little nap in... LOL

Love
Zana

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
I'll let myself out, thank you.  
   
 But...what happens if I get horny again and sneak back into bed? WHACK!

of the degree of fantasies I have. There's an entire genre of sleeping beauties in various stages of undress where a man peeks in her patio door, opens it, and sneaks into bed with her. That setup is a turn-on, waking the sleeping beauty and making sweet love :-) Talk about a great role play...

I actually have had this happen multiple times and coming up next week! It really is one of my favorites... just remember... I will need my nap later! :)
Love
Zana

Posted By: Polish_Pirate
of the degree of fantasies I have. There's an entire genre of sleeping beauties in various stages of undress where a man peeks in her patio door, opens it, and sneaks into bed with her. That setup is a turn-on, waking the sleeping beauty and making sweet love :-) Talk about a great role play...

know good restaurants, where to stay, or ask a lot of questions?

I do seem to remember looking at the inside of my eyelids.

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.....and not keeping your head in the sand after your loss yesterday afternoon.

Hugs and Kisses,
Kelly

Now I know what I want for dinner even if it is only symbolic.

 
Mahi Mahi

Yes I know that is the fish not the mammal.


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Pp, do you like college students, or MILF secretaries at a business conference? :D

My horniness has no bounds.

Oooohhh,,, here's one. It's a business conference where we're recruiting soon-to-be college grads. The MILF secretaries wear short, tight skirts with lots of cleavage showing and the college girls are in skimpy outfits trying to compete for just a few high-buck jobs. They're using every talent they have to get those hard-to-get jobs... and I'm the business owner. I have a thorough interview process and my secretaries are always by my side, usually sitting on my desk with their skirts running high on the thigh. And....

Care to continue? :-)

I'm too dumb to research, can anyone suggest who I might like? I like takeout, is that part of the service she provides, like I mean, delivering food? I dunno what kind of food I like, can anyone suggest a good restaurant in Chicago? Not too far away, within a 50 mile range or so?

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And, also, can you email me? I lost your email, and I wanted to talk to you about a few things. Shoot me an email when you have the chance.  

Love,
Jamie

Is he ever serious???? LOL
Read former posts I wrote... funny!

Love
Zana

Of course I'm not being serious. I hope you didn't take any of my comments the wrong way... If so, I'm sorry.

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