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Health emegency.
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It is normal for guys of our age group to think about such things as heart attacks, strokes, etc. Almost all of my playtime with my lady friends is in my home. The members of my family who matter to me know what I am dong. I have a "Do not resuscitate" posted on my refrigerator. When I discussed a possible health emergency with my ATF that she should do whatever would be safest for her. She said the first thing she would do was dial 911 and then tear up my Do not resuscitate notice. Hmm? that's about the only thing we disagree on. I told her OK but if I have a long drawn out death, I'm coming back to haunt her.

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Just wondering whether the older gentlemen (even the younger ones) have a health emergency contingency plan for heart attacks, strokes or other emergencies while with a provider. Depending on the event, you may not have any say so over how it plays out. The adrenaline rush,anticipation, excitement, heightened  pulse and heart rate of these encounters make such emergencies a real possibility. Has anyone had such a predicament? Do you keep some form of ID with you just for such purposes? With a civvie that I saw on the side for years I told her "fuck the embarrassment -- call 911, I will explain later, if I am alive." Don't mean to be morbid, but I'm just saying......

So, it's not as crazy as it sounds.

I think at a minimum, the gals should carry some aspirin tablets with them.  It does work to relieve the symptoms for a while until you get to the ER.

We keep aspirin around the office and twice in the last 40 years I've worked there we've used them to stabilize someone who had an early Monday AM heart attack.

I would hope that any gal would help out the guy in the event of this happening rather than just whistle and walk away.  The EMTs who come to get the person aren't going to care about the circumstances.

But he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night and he happens to be right.  About the aspirin, I mean.

I actually look like a doctor, so people have told me.

Here are three stories I swear are true:

1. I was visiting a provider whom I was very close to when she was in the hospital.  It was a very cold day and I had on an expensive overcoat and tweed hat.  A nurse entered the room to bring in something and before she left, she said:  "Is there any other items I should be bring her doctor?"  I said yes.  Bring her a double banana split covered with hot fudge, stat!

The poor gal, who had stitches, by the way, began to break out in laughter and I had to get out of there as I was causing her too much pain.

Now and then she would sock me in the nuts as payback for that time.  I deserved it.

2.  I was at a nice resort, the kind with all kinds of fancy swimming pools, etc.  In the middle of one pool was a small island that had a hot tub in the middle of it.  Nearby was a young mother and her 5 year old son.  The son was headed towards the hot tub that I was in but the mother was dubious about that.  She asked me:  "What's the temperature like in there?"  Well, it was a pretty warm hot tub so I told her so and that it would probably be too much for such a young lad.  So the mother turns to the kid and says:  "Listen to what the man said honey, and he's a doctor!"

3.  When raising my tadpoles I often resorted to lying about being a doctor to get them to follow various orders.  (I know it's bad, but what the hell, it worked.)  Well, the kids got to spreading the word in school I guess because when I attended my first parent teacher conference the teacher addressed me as Dr. _____.   My wife broke out in laughter though so ruined the whole thing for me.


So I guess I'll have to start saying:

(still not a doctor) when addressing medical issues.




People used to tell me I looked like the doctor on "The Love Boat."

1) yes, I do carry my driver license with me
2) I trust that the provider will call 911 - at worst, we both have to admit to having an affair

And if "this is it" then what a way to go :-)

I'm in the twilight of my life right now and my body is not it use to be and the best thing that happen to me is that I found this hobby and enjoying every single minute of it with all the ladies that provides my dreams and fantasies in my life. More and more incident were happening around about an unavoidable emergency situations resulting an arrest and sometimes fatality. Lately in my region a high ranking educator with a provider that fainted and he doesn't know what to do and attracted someone attention from the hotel and alerted the LE and got himself in trouble. Their had been so many examples about this in the past locally & especially around the world, Italy, Argentina, Manila, Canada and others that an escort and a high ranking client dies or sustained a serious body injuries or fatal health related issues, like heart attack and drug overdose during a sessions.There is one happened not to long ago on my region that a judge died on a massage parlor and the news said they just dump his body in the hall and for some legal reasons the owner and the ladies wasn't charge of anything, stating I believe for some of privacy issues, morals yes, but in reality they're not obligated at all concerning about your own health, for me if I fucking go I rather go with a big bang, not worrying about my medication or involving some poor ladies just doing an honest job to earn a living. Fuck let me go, Getting busted will stop you from future hobbying anyway and you fucking die alone.

It is normal for guys of our age group to think about such things as heart attacks, strokes, etc. Almost all of my playtime with my lady friends is in my home. The members of my family who matter to me know what I am dong. I have a "Do not resuscitate" posted on my refrigerator. When I discussed a possible health emergency with my ATF that she should do whatever would be safest for her. She said the first thing she would do was dial 911 and then tear up my Do not resuscitate notice. Hmm? that's about the only thing we disagree on. I told her OK but if I have a long drawn out death, I'm coming back to haunt her.

Well, if magicsam is an abbreviated MagicSamantha, I'm flattered but if it isn't can we just be friends LOL

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Magic is all man but I still love you as a friend.

Sam, you may have noticed I have a short memory for names. LOL

His name is a synonym for boulder and he was quite a fella.  All the dough-re-mi in the world couldn't save him.

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I collapse onto the bed next to Tina.  I am panting heavily.  She gives me a concerned look.  Between breaths I instruct her, “Tell the mortician; don’t even bother to try to wipe the smile off of my face.”

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Just wondering whether the older gentlemen (even the younger ones) have a health emergency contingency plan for heart attacks, strokes or other emergencies while with a provider. Depending on the event, you may not have any say so over how it plays out. The adrenaline rush,anticipation, excitement, heightened  pulse and heart rate of these encounters make such emergencies a real possibility. Has anyone had such a predicament? Do you keep some form of ID with you just for such purposes? With a civvie that I saw on the side for years I told her "fuck the embarrassment -- call 911, I will explain later, if I am alive." Don't mean to be morbid, but I'm just saying......

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