Tempted to post this in the Erotic Humor section:
Police chief got caught in a sting in a town about 10 miles north of Miami and about 6 miles outside of his jurisdiction. He responded to a BP ad for an undercover officer posing as a prostitute at a hotel. He apparently was fairly open on the phone about what he wanted, and once in the room was clear about paying for what was discussed on the phone.
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