I am looking for a great gal with a special set of skills/attributes.  
   
 I am a rather tall guy, so she should be about yah high....(here let me go measure) yea, so between about 3'6" and 4'2" should get the job done...furthermore, a flat head and those disc ear piercings, huge ones she can take out and let me use the holes as handles....  
   
 Also, if she is into DFK, she should bring her own stepstool so he can reach up higher, as I said I am kinda tall.  
   
 Also, she should be available now as my mom will be off work from Hooters at 5 o'clock and there is only one bed in this trailer.  
   
 I will go check my PMs now.