Only 35 smiley faces, but still a great ad!
Here is my rule-following, innocent ad that doesn't call anyone an asshole! Happy?
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Only 35 smiley faces, but still a great ad!
Spend an hour, spend two -- heck, spend four & I'll throw in a gift certificate for a free half-hour. Use it yourself or give it to your asshole cousin!
$270/hr (normally $300)
$405/90 mins (normally $450)
$540/2 hrs (normally $600)
Incall & outcall available.
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