s most people know, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic  
name.  
Examples:
Acetaminophen is the generic name, and the trade name is Tylenol.
Naproxenis is called Aleve;  Amoxicillin is called Amoxil, and Ibuprofen is  
called Advil.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and after careful  
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that  
it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.  
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadroopin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix,  
and, of course, Bepokin.
Pfizer Corp. has announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form,
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as  
a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.  
Obviously, we can no longer call this a "soft drink", and it gives new meaning  
to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old-fashioned "stiff  
drink".
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT AND DO".
Thought for the day:  
Today there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than  
on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with  
perky boobs and huge erections,with absolutely no recollection of what to  
do with them.  
If you don't send this to five old pals right away. there will be five fewer pals  
laughing in the world