Laffy, I'm sure I speak for the vast majority of the board's participants when I offer a deep and heartfelt "thank you and a tip of the hat" to you for allowing us to be the beneficiaries of your probing analysis and inciteful opinions so often.  It would be faint praise indeed if I failed to mention the effusive nature of your efforts on our heretofore unelightened behalf.  On this page alone (going back a mere 4 days) you have seen fit to honor us with your mordant wit by your submisssion of 94 posts, as well as 3 OP's in a row!  

Of course, I would be criminally remiss were I to submit a well-deserved tribute of this sort be without some notice being given as to the content of your posts.  It goes without saying among your loyal and devoted readership that your post are not so much written as they are carefully "crafted" to provide us with the most valuable exchange of information.  Is there a poster with brain and heart so dead that has not been moved to the brink of happy tears upon encountering your deathless prose in your posts headed by "Quit drinking nail polish," "Answer my question, bedwetter," and the classic, "Where were your "facts", asswipe?"  You singlehandedly make it worthwhile to participate in TER!

Laffy, this board will not write itself.  Keep up the good work!