why some guys would rather play with your computer machine rather than play with the world's most beautiful sex machine...and getting even more so by the week.

So that is it...I am tired of letting people play with my LOVE!

Enough already...send the computer geeks to Bora Bora so we can depart for paradise. SPIRIT moves me.

UNIVERSal Indeed

I would have thought you would have understood that LJ is a UNIVERSAL treasure (as in all world).  Loved by many of us!

Now if you seek her true return love...you have to know that telling LJ to "WHOA" is not the way to her heart.  

In fact by your telling her to "WHOA," the competition was likely reduced by one...unless you can scrub your "order" before she sees it...or one of us tell her

BTW, did you get your non-refundable $1MM deposit in on time? I understand that five of us did ante up, by the deadline, for the all-time competition.  I can't wait for LJ to announce where the game will be played.  

I, for one, am psyched to win her heart.  Obviously, money can't buy love...but it atleast gets one in this competition.

LJ...love you, beautiful. Soar high.