60 and Over
Not a funny issue, but you definitely put a smile on my face today, Thank you ! (EOM)
I've met some ladies who gave great prostate therapy 
to the tune of Frere Jacques -
What's the matt-er
With my bladd-er
There it goes
There it goes
See me take a tinkle
Just like Annie Sprinkle
1 a.m.
2 a.m
Refrain:
3 a.m.
4 a.m.
Refrain:
5 a.m
6 a.m
I've met some ladies who gave great prostate therapy
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