... "my package" and she wanted me to - "deliver the package"!! So much fun!

-- Modified on 8/12/2014 2:49:41 PM

terms

i usually use "you are so yummy mommy" or " i want to eat your Fa Fa "...in your case..both are true..

hat started out as "BowChicaWowWow" in homage to the cheesy 80s and 90s porn videos has somehow morphed into "Kung Pao Chicken"..

Let's make some shake me up pudding. Whenever my girlfriend wanted to give me head she would say "let's order a pizza" I loved hearing that phase and always laugh when someone says it.

Posted By: Zana12345

It has been a few days since I have posted my questions... I know some of you have missed me and some of you have not... but here we go either way.  
   
 Question ~~~  
   
 "What funny terms do you use for sex?" Why do you use them and how did you come up with them???  
 Have fun!!!!  
   
 I have used these just so you know ~~~~~  
   
 "Throw it in me"  
 "Give it to me baby"  
 "I want it, I want it, I want it!!!!!"  
   
 All are self explanatory!!!  
   
 Love  
 Zana

As in "Let's go take a little nap." or "You look like you could use a nap."

Just seems to suit my out-of-the-bedroom personality.  If you're looking at me, you'll know exactly what I mean, but if you aren't you'd completely miss it.  

It is good to see that your frequency of questions has come down. Daily question was too much. Weekly may be OK if the questions are original

X wife  used to say "Lets do the Dirty Hula" .

Chick who I banged in the office before marriage  used to say "I got to come over and drop off the mail".  In bed it was very simple "Give it to me....NOW"

When it's hot and sticky,
Not the time for dunkin' dickie.
When frost is on the pumpkin,
Now's the time for dickie dunkin'.