.. That was hilarious!!

I was getting ready for a date, and laid out all my toys, including BDSM toys on the dresser and tables.  I left the room to get rid of a bag of trash, and actually took the key with me, which I had just used to get into the room half an hour earlier.

I got back to the room and the key wouldn't work.  No problem, I thought, I will just go down to the front desk and get a new key.  the keys get demagnetized all the time, right?

When I explained to the desk clerk what was happening when I tried to use the key, he said the problem was not with the key, but the battery in the door lock.  He would send up the maintenance man to fix it.

I was freaking out, knowing all my sex toys were laid out in plain sight!  When he opened the door, I quickly took my coat off the chair and threw it over the stuff on the dresser.  I am not sure what he did or did not see, but he never said anything.

Now that's Funny!

Hilarious!

A long time ago I was on vacation And went out to get food. Thinking my family was gonna let me in So no need to grab a key. I got back to the room And they had left to get dinner. Had to go to the front desk to get another Key. I was like 17 at the time..

And The Moral Of The Story Is...

From the minute you set foot in the hotel, every move is being recorded...even in the elevator.
And last but not least, while at the front desk every word is being recorded too.
This gives new meaning to the word, big brother is watching & listening to you!

-SF-